“If you could just see yourselves.. It breaks my heart! You’re wearing cardigans! We had it all.  We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We’re screw-ups, I’m a screw-up. And I plan to be a screw-up until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother before I let her, or anyone else take that away from me!”