A tribute to the OTPs that never got to be, because of fate, dumbassery, or otherwise mismanaged plot handlings.
#all glaber needed was someone who could fulfil his ~needs so he wouldn’t have to go on his voyeuristic rampage against the world #saxa and mira would be the hottest slice of lady cake ever end of #ilithyia and lucretia were pretty fucking canon to me okay? no one can convince me otherwise #two evil bitches who wanted to kill each other but really jsut needed someone on their side. #BAM perfect complex relationship #gannicus and this girl right here: healthy relationship of the season but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #the writers thought it would be fucking brilliant to gank her because they BATHE IN THE TEARS OF THEIR SHOW’S AUDIENCE. #seppia and seppius let me just say it right now that during this moment I had fucking OTP FEELS OKAY #AND I DON’T HAVE THEM VERY FREQUENTLY DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF #okay they’re siblings but tell me TELL ME WHO CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE THAN THESE TWO #in a show like this you’re forced to just cling to anything resembling genuine compassion and THIS WAS IT #spartacus and ilithyia just needed to have hate sex because it was clear as day that both of them fucking wanted it #what the hell else were they doing with the hand touching and the face caressing and the eyeballing and the #OH I’M GOING TO LEAN IN CLOSE AND PUT MY LIPS 3MM AWAY FROM YOURS AND THEN WHISPER HOARSELY INTO YOUR EAR #AND THEN I’M NOT GOING TO SEX YOU UP ON THIS FOREST FLOOR BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND SENSELESS. #spartacus #this show I swear to the highlords.