Jeff: Do you know what today is? It’s the two week anniversary of my horrible first impression.
Britta: There’s a card for that?
Jeff: Well, not specifically. But if you think of grandsons as metaphors for friendship, I think you’ll agree with this Transformer here that it’s time for ours to become a man. By reading from the Torah.
Britta: Look Jeff, you’re harmless enough to me because a life full of ups and downs has given me douche-ray vision. But those are good people in there. And they trust and respect you, and watching you exploit them kind of bums me out.

(Source: ludus)